Angry Old Asshole

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Hire a coach already!!!....asshole

I know there is a big question in the world, that everyone wants to know the answer to. I wanna know it myself. I mean in times like this we need the answer. People are being laid off, it's tough to buy a house. People are living on the streets in larger numbers. So that leaves us with that one burning question. Who the hell is SEMO going to hire as the next head coach??? The Redhawks just finished a historic season. The longest losing streak in the country!! What a year to be a Redhawk. What a way to start a year of webcasting. So a co-worker of mine...Dan Johnson came up with a list of potential employers to take the helm of the mighty Indi...Redhawks. I see Dan has put his name on the list which is just crazy. He knows he can't lead this team. They would find out that he destorys triples at Burritoville and therefore the players would feel worthless and it would show on the court. I'll be honest I regonize like 5 names on the list, but if DJ says they are worthy, who are you to argue? I know real Redhawks like myself, DJ, NC, and closet fans like TV ,who needs to buy his own tickets asshole!!, want a coach we can all be proud to call a Redhawk. The banners in the Show-Me Center are getting faded, we need new ones. More importantly, we are tired of hearing shitty John Mayer songs after Semo loses. I personally like sitting head coach Zach Roman, he's done a good job of picking up Scott Edgar's turds. I'd like to see what kind of job he could do with his own players. But zero wins in the OVC is about as good looking as a Oprah's ass. A real redhawk will die a Redhawk, no matter the record. It's not easy being a Redhawk, that's why only a few privledged are. With the season over, the few and the proud of us have only one request....HIRE A COACH ALREADY....ASSHOLE!!! metaphorical asshole of course, Jon Schaffer seems like a cool dude. I mean he said hi to me and DJ. He's definitly a Redhawk. But seriously it's time to make the move. We are tired of waiting, he have to find out the man taking the Redhawks to the promise land....well at least the OVC tournament. Hell I'd be happy if he took them to .500. Cmon!! We're desperate for anything. Dan will destroy another triple...NC will do a jig or something, TV will admit he's a Redhawk. I'll do anything. Just hire a coach already.







Prospects!!

Barry Hinson
Brad Soderberg
Jay Spoonhour
Paul Lusk
Casey Alexander
Kim Anderson
Butch Pierre
Dan Johnson
Jeff Guiot
Cy Alexander
Robert Kirby
Phil Cunningham
Matt Zimmerman
Brett Campbell
Tom Schuberth
Lew Hill
Mark Unterreiner
Anthony Beane
Rodney Watson
Scott Combs
Eddie Sutton
Marty Mishow
Steve Tappemeyer
Dickey Nutt
Mark Gottfried
Wayne Morgan

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Get an ashtray asshole!!

So there I am in the turning lane agonizing over another day with assholes when I look out my driver's side window. What do I see? Well it sure as hell isn't the ground. But piled up cigarette butts. Now I have nothing against smoking, it has been around longer than being healthy has therefore seniority rules. But why do smokers have to throw their trash out the window? I wish I could get one good reason for doing that. The outside of your car is not the world's biggest trashcan. Nothing annoys me more while driving, besides assholes who pull out in front of you like if they dont' they will die and then immediatly slow down, than when someone throws their cig out the window and it flys into my windshield. Now if only something could be done so someone didn't have to throw their butt out the window hmmm hmmm...Oh I got it!! How bout....GET AN ASHTRAY ASSHOLE!!!!

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Get a treadmill asshole!!!!

HEY!!! You do you think you are? It's 20 degrees out! You are outside running and what do you wear? That's right, shorts. What are you trying to prove? I bet you have Nickelback playing in your iPod while you run you fake piece of shit. Why is it so cooool to wear shorts when its cold? You are not really a badass. I know the argument is, "well there I huh have to stay in shape in the winter, cause if I stop running well all that holiday pounds will add up and I'll gain 2 lbs. I'm more progressive, I'm part of the solution not the problem, my car runs on electricty so I don't hurt the environment, I'm way super cool." Well I say GET A TREADMILL ASSHOLE!!!!